Isaac
Why did the chicken cross the chicken? To get to the other chicken's egg.
Emma Grace
Why did the blubbery raise his hand? Cause he wanted to get picked.
Isaac
Why did the popsicle raise it's hand? To ask if it could be eaten for snack.
Emma Grace
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
Todd
Oh, I've got one...Why did the popsicle get in a fight? To stick up for himself. (Isaac's reply: Daddy that doesn't make any sense!)
Isaac
Why did the shark cross the shark? To get to the other shark.
Owen (If he was here he would say this for sure)
Why did Spiderman cross his web, to fly on his web.
Emma Grace
What's the most valuable fish in the sea? A goldfish.
Isaac
Why did the chicken go to the supermarket? To get some eggs to lay them. (Isaac's response: Get it? He went to the supermarket to get some eggs cause it wanted to lay the eggs)
Emma Grace
Why is it easy to weigh a fish? Because it has scales.
Todd
What does a cat say when he gets hurt? Me-Ow.
Emma Grace
What's the fruit that can't do anything? A cantaloupe.
Isaac
Why did the oven step on the popcorn? So it could not pop the popcorn.
Emma Grace
Why did the popcorn go in the microwave? So he could pop himself.
Isaac
Why did the banana say "I am a banana?" So the people could know it's name. (Maybe this video will help make Isaac's joke make more sense)
Isaac
Why did Emma Grace eat all the almonds? Because she is the queen of almonds.
Here's a pic of Emma Grace enjoying a few of Isaac's crazy jokes. Hope you enjoyed this little view into our dinner convo. We miss you Rachel! (We miss you so much we left the dishes for you... That's a joke too)
Crazy Hijackers. Hate that I missed joke time. Although, I'm sure I'll hear them all again. And again. And again. :)
ReplyDeleteI loved guest hacking time.....especially all the great jokes right off my FISH joke shower curtain! Good times!
ReplyDeleteSending congrats to Panze also. Wishing my family had been able to come to my send off too.....Dare Co. doesn't open it to but one guest (bummer). Still, it will be an awesome time for you to celebrate all she has brought to her colleagues and most importantly to all those creative little people surrounding her all these years! Wow, both Rachel's mom and mom-in-law retiring in same year....watch out grandkids!
Well, I am slow getting caught up with all the blogs that I missed. Thank you to all for congratulations on retirement! So glad that I won't be the only one driving you crazy. Diane and I will make good company. Loved the blogs of small children conversations and jokes! What a hoot! And especially loved the Mother's Day entry. What wonderful memories of all those little ones at home. I promise you will blink and they will be graduating from HS! (I know it doesn't seem real, but it will happen.) You have a beautiful family!
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